Generally, when you think of beautiful women, you don’t think of poop. The two are definitely not synonymous–unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing. And hey, we won’t judge. So, why, then ...

Ms. April is a smiling blonde with slender legs that end in three-inch heels. A typical calendar girl, except for one thing: She is covered in poop. Fish poop, to be exact. The coquettish model is ...