Lauren Frisby on Instagram: "Your nutcrackers aren’t smiling. They’re snarling. In German folklore, these weren’t decor. They were spiritual security systems carved to scare the hell out of demons and bad neighbors. We only call them cute because 19th century marketing sanitized their resume. Happy Holidays to everyone except the spirits trying to catch these wooden hands. #frizzzz #christmas #didyouknow #nutcracker"